Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. In that order.

Moral codes are tricky things. Dangerous, even. Even with the most straightforward of intentions, after a few generations or so of interpretation, they have a tendency to spin wildly out of control. You start out with a set of rules that are meant to ensure that people treat each other decently, and you end up with people blugeoning each other to death with your holy tablets.

In our world, the nice thing about moral codes is the same thing that’s nice about standards: there’s so many to choose from. In today’s exercise, I humbly propose to examine some of the prevailing moral codes that currently bestride the planet, and in the end, propose a new — or at least, newly argued — one. Heady stuff, indeed — so let’s see if I can firewalk these coals without getting too badly burned.

The first option most folks consider when shopping for a moral code is what we in the software business like to call a “packaged system”. Take it out of the shrink-rap, a bit of installation, and you’re ready to run — soup to nuts. No muss, no fuss, no thought required — or encouraged. The biggest vendors in this particular market are of course the major established religions of the world. Islam, Christianity, Judiasm: all come complete with often surprisingly detailed instructions for exactly how to tell right from wrong; good from evil. Happily, the Big Three tend to agree on which category the vast majority of things fall into. Less happily, the small percentage of things which they disagree on has fed enough hard feelings to keep the planet pretty well engulfed in war for the past few millenia.

The Big Three aren’t the only game in town, of course: there are more religions begging to tell you exactly how to live your life than you can shake a stick at. (Just try it sometime, you’ll run out of shake or stick real fast). But religions aren’t the only packaged systems out there by any means.

You can also get all the benefits of a packaged system without any of that tedious God stuff, if that kind of thing troubles you. Marxism, Socialism — pretty much anything ending in “ism” will get you up and running with a set of ideas that are meant to be taken as fundamental truths; ideas that you can live your life by.

But what if the idea of a packaged system doesn’t appeal? Not a problem: roll your own.

The folks who roll their own moral codes are generally an ornery, sometimes even antisocial lot. Usually, they’ve flat-out rejected the Big 3’s pretentions to own universal truth; often they label themselves agnostic, atheist, or even (the grumpier ones) antitheist. And they don’t necessarily like the idea of the “isms”, either; the idea of having their moral system handed to them on a plate makes them inherently suspicious. Unfortunately, by telling you what they are against, they haven’t actually told you what they are for.

So how do most people who roll their own moral code do it? Usually, they start with a fundamental principle which they feel is the most important to uphold in their lives. And it seems that however they phrase it, most folks tend to pick the same general idea: do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Or: Do no harm.
Or: maximize happiness in the world. Make people happy.

These all reduce down to the same basic fundamental concept — and its the same one generally followed by those who haven’t ever even thought in any explicit terms about their own moral code: to maximize “happiness” in the world, and minimize “suffering”. Do good, not bad.

This sounds great, on a superficial level. But I am here to argue that it’s an absolutely lousy foundation to build a moral framework on.

The biggest problem is that “happiness” and “suffering” are totally and unavoidably subjective measures. Nobody is ever going to be able to define human happiness in a way that would allow an objective scale of it. You wouldn’t even know where to start. Is physical pleasure happiness? Emotional joy? Which is more important? How about satisfaction from a job well done?

It’s a mess. Most people don’t even stand a chance of assessing their own happiness — let alone judging what makes other people happy. And yet that basic assumption — that you can objectively assess what will make other people happy — lies at the heart of the moral systems on which a very large number of people on our fair planet base their decisions on, day in and day out.

So what happens? You end up with perfectly well meaning people — people following that nice moral code — who disagree about what happiness is. And guess what? They start thinking that they can decide what will make other people happy. Unfortunately, those other people don’t particularly like the idea of happy that the first group of people came up with for them, which of course makes the first group pissed off that the ungrateful bastards aren’t appreciating all the happy they’ve got in store for them — and soon enough, before you know it you’re back to people getting whacked over the head with stone tablets.

OK, smartguy, you say, that’s all fine and good. But it’s a moral system, man, it’s got to be subjective. Haven’t you ever heard of moral relativism?

Shudder. Let’s just say we’ve met, and that it didn’t go well.

I will accept, that in a truly rigorous scientific sense, there’s no way to build a truly, 100% objective moral system. At the heart of it, you’ve got to pick something — some principle to start with that you decide is more important than the infinity of other possible principles that you could have selected. And I don’t think there’s really any way to objectively and/or scientifically argue that any one principle is “better” than any other in a rigorously proveable sense.

But…. but! If you pick the right starting principle to use as your foundation, I claim you can arrive at a system that from there on up can be completely objective.

I’ve already argued that nice as it sounds, “happiness” makes a crummy first principle for a moral system. It’s just too squishy, too difficult to measure — too subjective. So we need something more rigorous, something that can actually be judged objectively. Something that you could legitimately measure and, more importantly, measure in a way that two different people would come up with the same answer. And not so incidentally: it would certainly be nice if the value was something that you truly believed was a valuable and good thing (and yes, that’s subjective). A thing that you’d be comfortable living in a world where it — whatever it is — is the most important thing to everyone.

And so my modest proposal: Freedom.

Yup, freedom. Big lead up just to get to that, right? Freedom; everyone’s for freedom. Duh. You made me read this whole boring thing just to get to freedom?

But I challenge you to bear with me, and think through the implications of replacing that squishy “make people happy” in the standard model moral system with “make people free.”

The implications, I think, are subtle, but profound. And the reason is that freedom is actually a concept that, theoretically at least, can be measured objectively.

Think of every human life as a decision tree starting at birth, and branching outward in a huge forrest of possible decisions and actions that all, eventually, lead down a path to that person’s eventual demise. Some paths are short; some are long. At any given moment, you can picture a person sitting at one spot on that tree of possibilties. And he’s got a finite set of options at any moment; a finite set of choices that will lead him down the paths of his life. At some moments, he’ll have many paths to choose from — at others, he’ll have few.

To use a crude example; a man in a maximum security prison serving a life sentence without parole has a very low freedom quotient, becaus
e in a very rigorous sense, he simply doesn’t have many branches to choose from. Whereas that same man, were he never to have been convicted, would have a significantly higher quotient.

Of course, we don’t have any way to actually rigorously measure the exact freedom quotient of a person. But just because we can’t take the measurement doesn’t mean the value doesn’t exist. And yes, we’ll still have arguments between people who, examining the same set of possible course of actions, disagree as to which course will maximize freedom. But I argue that comparing these potential disagreements with the ones we’re already stuck with over what will increase “happiness” argues strongly in favor of a freedom-based code. People arguing over what will maximize freedom would look like two refs arguing over whether the ball was in the end zone or not. There’s an objective answer, but neither one has a perfect way to measure reality to get at it. People arguing about maximizing happiness, on the other hand, are analagous to those same two refs arguing —except one of them thinks the game is football, and the other thought they were judging hockey.

This is not to say that happiness has no place in a moral system. Particularly in small-scale, interpersonal relations, it is not clear to me that applying the freedom-test really tells you much about how you should act. (Will it “increase freedom” if I do a favor for a friend? If no, does that mean I shouldn’t do it?). And so I think that there is still a place to fall back on the old “what do I think will increase happiness” question. But only after you’ve tried to find a course that maximizes freedom.

I’ve been mulling this idea over in my mind for some time, struggling to find an appropriate way to convey my thoughts. And tonight, it struck me that some very wise men already laid out the roadmap — intentionally, or not, I’m not historian enough to know for sure. But it is there, if you look for it:

Life: For without preserving life, there is nothing.

Liberty: Because freedom is the foundation upon which all else rests.

The pursuit of happiness: For when maximizing freedom doesn’t tell you which way to go.

It’s all there. Just make sure you get the order right.

Cool. Looks like at least

Cool. Looks like at least one person took call for more bloggers seriously — Alex Slinin wrote to say he took my message “to heart” and now has his very own blog. So welcome Alex and his Pixelated World to the blog block.

And I think Alex gets the dubious honor of being the first new blogger I’ve directly inspired. Doubly cool.

Now if he was only a mom, and played soccer… no, wait, that’s not right…

Correction: Poor neglected Jim over at Jimspot wrote in to correct this senile old bear: he gets the dubious honor of being the first bear-inspired blog, and provides this post as evidence. (And I remember reading it, too, which just goes to show how good my memory is… sorry, Jim — and thanks for the kind words ! )

The man who for many

The man who for many years was the real person behind Slate’s Today’s Papers has died in a scuba accident.

This is being widely reported elsewhere, but I feel the obligation to comment and note Shuger’s passing. As for many in the blogosphere, for me Slate was required reading for years. Even during the dark Interregnum of Slate’s flirtation with a subscription model, there was one feature that was still reliably available to the unwashed masses: Today’s Papers.

It was (and still is), an excellent feature; a tribute to the idea that length does not guarantee quality, and that often in brevity lies brilliance. As Kinsley notes in his remembrance, Shuger demonstrated an admirable talent to turn what could have been a deadly dull list of facts and citations into one of Slate’s most readable features.

I did not know the man, but I knew his work. And even with that tenous connection, I can say with assurance that he will be missed.

Jay Manifold thinks folks who

Jay Manifold thinks folks who find conservative Christians’ alliance with repressive Islamic regimes repugnant need to down.

I suppose he’d have to include me in that category, although I would stipulate that I am perfectly calm, if slightly disgusted.

Jay responds to those who have raised an eyebrow at the alliance as follows:

A group led by Mormons and including evangelicals and conservative Catholics, all allying themselves with conservative Muslims, at first glance seems like either 1) cats and dogs living together or 2) some kind of evil octopus (long post; skip to the 4th paragraph from the end if you want). It is neither… when Austin Ruse of the Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute says, “We look at them as allies, not necessarily as friends,” he is making perfect sense, however unpleasant some of us might regard the goals of such an alliance.

The NYTimes and Adrienne Germaine (and Abe Foxman) should calm down. And so should Glenn when he says things like: “Perhaps the ‘Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute’ should focus its attentions a bit closer to home.” If they’re serious about pursuing their goals, they’ll focus their attentions anywhere they have to. The sooner the rest of us appreciate that, the faster the American atmosphere of peaceful ideological discord will spread.

Jay seems to be making the classic error of a man who has created a map of the land, and therefore assumes that his map describes everything that there is to know about the territory. He provides a nice explanation based on set theory, pointing out that the effectiveness of intersecting sets such as these “will depend on their ability to: assume nothing; identify any intersection of their interests; evaluate whether the relevant conditional probability is high enough to make mutual efforts worthwhile; and proceed accordingly.”

Well, yes. Sure. But the point that Glenn and myself and others were making wasn’t that it didn’t make sense from a purely self-interested viewpoint for the Christian groups to make this kind of alliance. The point was that it was morally questionable for them to do so due to the highly repugnant nature of the other ‘set’. It might well be the most pragmatic course in the world for these groups to accomplish their goals; I don’t think anyone is arguing that. But these groups have a habit of positioning themselves as paragons of virtue and morality. Last time I checked, morality quite often involved doing the right thing, as opposed to the expedient thing. So it’s a bit odd for these allegedly moral groups to be making such a — dare I say it? — deal with the Devil.

Not to mention the odd contradiction inherent in, as a central point in a post extoling the virtues of peaceful ideological discord, telling people to “calm down” for the crime of, well, peacefully stating their ideological discord. We weren’t threatening to pipe-bomb their houses or anything, honest…

Do you think they can

Do you think they can afford his speaker’s fee?

More Hitchens-related goodness this morning. It seems Kissinger may be facing an extradition request to Chile:

Henry Kissinger may face extradition proceedings in connection with the role of the United States in the 1973 military coup in Chile.

The former US secretary of state is wanted for questioning as a witness in the investigation into the events surrounding the overthrow of the socialist president, Salvador Allende, by General Augusto Pinochet…

Chile’s Judge Juan Guzman is so frustrated by the lack of cooperation by Mr Kissinger that he is now considering an extradition request to force him to come to Chile and testify in connection with the death of the American film-maker and journalist Charles Horman, who was killed by the military days after the coup.

If your reaction to this is “ha-what?” , a reasonable place to start to understand the case being made against Dr. Henry is Hitchens’ Kissinger archive page. He’s been chasing Kissinger for years, and I’m sure this news will give him, as he is fond of saying, “a little holiday in his heart”.

Christopher Hitchens, Call Your OfficeThe

Christopher Hitchens, Call Your Office

Hitch has been saying all along that the true war to be fought is against irrationality and religious extremism — in whatever form it takes. He’s been fighting it for years, and has recently welcomed President Bush to at least part of the fight.

If we needed any further convincing, a WaPo link via InstaGuy :

UNITED NATIONS — Conservative U.S. Christian organizations have joined forces with Islamic governments to halt the expansion of sexual and political protections and rights for gays, women and children at United Nations conferences.

The new alliance, which coalesced during the past year, has received a major boost from the Bush administration, which appointed antiabortion activists to key positions on U.S. delegations to U.N. conferences on global economic and social policy.

But it has been largely galvanized by conservative Christians who have set aside their doctrinal differences, cemented ties with the Vatican and cultivated fresh links with a powerful bloc of more than 50 moderate and hard-line Islamic governments, including Sudan, Libya, Iraq and Iran.

We look at them as allies, not necessarily as friends,” said Austin Ruse, founder and president of the Catholic Family and Human Rights Institute, a New York-based organization that promotes conservative values at U.N. social conferences. “We have realized that without countries like Sudan, abortion would have been recognized as a universal human right in a U.N. document.”

It is said that you can judge a man by his enemies. Sometimes, you can judge them by their allies, too.