When did The Onion stop being funny?
I headed over there in search of something amusing (the page is taking itself a bit too seriously today) and made it through their whole front with nary a chuckle. I think my mouth twitched once or twice in a near-smile, but that was about it.
I haven’t checked them out in a while, so I must have missed the steep decline. Come on, people, isn’t there somebody out there who’s in charge of telling me these things?