Heather on manic episodes: “The Manic Episode is our friend. We need it to function. Without it, how would we alienate our friends and relatives, or do the laundry in a timely fashion?”
Heather on the Good Things In Life: “Well, there’s pizza with extra garlic. There’s great sex and even better sex. There are places in Palm Springs where they bring you cold beers to reward you for tanning so evenly.”
Heather on her plans for children: “I’d prefer to have kids who grow up wretchedly poor in some foul, twisted city.”
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