An ode to my overnight visitors

Every morning I arise to find some traffic has flowed to the site overnight. Although most of my audience seems to be in the U.S., I get a few Brits now and again, as well as other Europeans, and a nice smattering of traffic from folks down under like Blair.
But I was thinking last night: what about those folks who aren’t overseas… but who are just surfing their way through the night?
Wouldn’t they like a song to guide them through their overnight browsing?
With apologies to Michael Stipe & REM