Will somebody please tell this guy to the hell up?
You’ve got de facto independence. Wait twenty or thirty years and you’ll be able to get formal independence from a much-friendlier China — by which time you probably won’t even really want it.
If you start seeing Chinese jets on your radar and landing craft steaming towards your shores, give us a call; otherwise, leave us the hell alone. We don’t have time for this crap. We’re busy.
Now go away.