I’m feeling lazy. Go read Lileks instead.

Light on the free ice cream today, sorry.
Speaking of which: I’m not usually one to link to Lileks. Not because he isn’t great (he is), nor because I don’t read him (I do), but simply because everybody should know by now to read Lileks, unless you’ve been trapped under something extremely heavy for, well, a long while.
Anyway, his piece today contains a gem that begins as follows:
How do I teach Gnat about the world? Simple: