Jonah: 1
French: 0

OK Corner groupies: If you want to listen to Jonah Goldberg beat up an actual Frenchman, then you should hop over to KCRW’s program page for To The Point.
They are generally quite prompt about posting an archived RealAudio version of each program right after it is done airing, so figure a little after 2pm PST it will be available.
PS – Congrats to Jonah & Mrs. G on the birth of their daughter, Lucy!
Update: Without withdrawing my best wishes above, I feel compelled to note that sometimes Jonah can be a real asshole.