You know, some people are just plain mean.
Seriously, what’s gotten into them? I can’t understand it; their actions are incomprehensible.
To put it clearly: how could it possibly be that I haven’t said anything obnoxious enough to piss them off yet?
Clearly, I’ll have to try harder… maybe that piece I was toying with on the Ellen Ripley solution to Saudi Arabia might work out after all…
“I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. That’s the only way to be sure.”