Putting a Bear in a Box

So: I, the fellow who just called for a worldwide Pax Americana; who just breezily dismissed the idea of national sovereignty currently enshrined in international law as a useless anachronism; who flat-out called for American military intervention across the globe: I, have Been Categorized.
“Warmonger” ?
Nope.
“Imperialist” ?
Nope.
“Jingoistic American Militarist” ?
Nope.
“Fascist” ? (there’s always somebody)
Nope.
Try Lefty Blogger.
Damn, the left sure ain’t what it used to be.