1-900-CALL-GOD

I haven’t seen Bruce Almighty yet, but boy, this sounds pretty dumb:
A lot of mortals who happen to share God’s telephone number – or at least the one He uses in the new movie “Bruce Almighty” – have spent days now taking calls from curious dialers, snickering cranks and desperate souls…
Usually, movies and TV shows use the telephone exchange 555, which is not used for homes and businesses. But “Bruce Almighty” used a seven-digit number valid in many parts of the country.

Ok kids. Any marketing whiz worth their expense account could have figured out what the right way to do this was. You set up a full, real telephone number to be used in the movie, then use the “calls to God” as part of the marketing campaign. Heck, make it a 900 number!
Do I have to think of everything around here?