I haven’t had much to say on the selection of the new Pope. As a non-practicing agnostic, to me, the fanfare of the past few days has been roughly equivalent to learning that the Marlins have found a new star pitcher: it’s not just that they’re not my team, I don’t even particularly follow the sport.
But that said, the course and fate of what is arguably the most successful organization in the history of humanity can’t help but be important on a planetary scale, so I wish Benedict XVI the best, and congratulate Catholics worldwide. I also proffer two bits of advice for the new pontiff:
1) Get a new publicist, like, right now. We’ve all heard the expectation-setting pre-spin that you’re not going to be as telegenic a Pope as JP was, but that doesn’t mean you have to let people publish photos of you that make you like a vampire.
2) If you see Andrew Sullivan, cross the street.
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The tribe has not spoken
VATICAN CITY — new Pope. CBS dispatches Jeff Probst for impromptu Survivor spinoff “Survivor: Vatican City”; requests recasting Cardinal Ratzinger with Michael Chiklis to provide “edgier” feel to proceedings. Story at eleven.
SoA and Lebanon
Spirit of America’s Michael Totten is from Lebanon, and points out the the Lebanese Cedar Revolution now has its own blog.
Important stuff, and well worth your time…
I can neither confirm nor deny…
Best. TTLB. Pun.
The honeymoon is over…

…but the marriage is still a fine and wonderful thing!
Well, I’m back, rested, and ready (“tanned” would be inaccurate… ever see a tan polar bear?) from a lovely diversion with Mrs. Bear to Maui and Kauai for our honeymoon. A sampling of the lovely scenery we enjoyed is above; if I get real ambitious-like I might even put up one of them there photo-blog thingies.
In celebration of my return, I’ve started re-activating TTLB functionality. Search is now re-enabled, as is registration for new weblogs. No promises that everything is back to perfect yet; that will be the task for the next few days and weeks.
Thanks to everyone who offered their congratulations and best wishes, and to all for your continued patience. TTLB is back in business: stay tuned as I continue to bring us back up to speed, and beyond…
Update: As threatened, I’ve added a photoblog of our trip. Select ‘More’ to enjoy…
Mrs. Bear and Mr. M

Folks:
Rumours of my demise have been highly exaggerated. Better than ever, in fact, as I am pleased to report that a mere week ago today, the lovely Lady M officially became Mrs. Bear.
For the next week or so I will still be in post-wedding mode, but shortly thereafter life — and functionality — will return to normal around TTLB. Patience, and thanks to all for your understanding while I neglect matters of the blog to properly address matters of the heart…
Google Knows Where You Live
of folks are commenting on Google’s dubious taste in news sources for Google News. But did you know that Google has implemented a reverse-telephone directory that provides a name and address when you enter a phone number?
Go try typing your home phone number into the main Google search page and see what pops out.
To their credit, they do offer an opt-out form where you can request your number be removed. But still: creepy…
Ecosystem Games: Fun While They Last
We’ve had another outbreak of Ecosystem manipulation, I’m afraid. But thanks to reaching out to me, it is now at an end. The culprits this time are Marginal Utility and The Columnist Manifesto.
I’ve sent the message below to both bloggers; rest assured that I have a less-than-zero tolerance policy at this point for Ecosystem games, and anyone who chooses to try their hand at them will soon be receiving a similar message.
Oscar & Tom:
Yes, it is possible to
TTLB: A bear, a girl, and the strong urge to get married
I am pleased to report that very soon, the lovely Lady M will become Mrs. Bear. Our wedding day is fast approaching!
We are currently making final decisions about wedding rings, and I thought I might solicit some blogosphere advice.
First, her ring. We have pretty good ideas on what we are looking for for hers; either platinum or white gold with diamonds. We’ve found a few jewelers in our home Orange County, CA area that we like, but I would welcome recommendations if anyone has them for jewelers in our area that you trust. We’re especially interested in jewelers that can do custom designs, as we’re picky, and will probably not find precisely what we want “off-the-rack”.
Second, mine. One of the options that I am considering is a Titanium ring. I like the look; the strength and resistance to scratches is apparently much better than white gold or platinum, it’s lightweight, and it’s not expensive. What could be bad?
Well, for one thing, titanium requires a completely different fabrication process (it’s milled from a block, not poured molten in a mold) and so very, very few jewelers do work in titanium. I haven’t found anyone local that does, but there are quite a few on the Internet. The problem, of course, is that everybody knows you should never trust anybody on the Internet! 🙂
So: does anyone know a Titanium jeweler on the net that you’ve done business with and would recommend?
General thoughts on the process are also welcome, particularly the whole Titanium thing. Anybody have a Titanium ring? Do you like it? Are all the claims about durability true, or hype?
Thanks all…
Basic Functions Reactivated
Folks:
This round of debugging is done; I’ve started re-enabling functionality. Basic Ecosystem functions, including details pages and status displays, are back online.
-NZB
Annoying the FEC: Fun and Educational!
Many bloggers are all abuzz about the prospect of finance laws being applied to blogs. The Rocky Mountain News explains:
Current FEC rules count any Web link to a candidate’s Web site as “coordination” with that candidate’s campaign. If applied to the Internet, that could make individual bloggers subject to the much more restrictive rules that now govern the activity of special-interest groups.
As “Captain Ed” Morrissey of the political blog Captain’s Quarters said in an open letter to Sens. McCain and Feingold, during the presidential campaign he linked to Kerry’s Web site four times as often as to Bush’s, “which would have meant to the FEC that I was a major contributor to his campaign.” In fact, he was a Bush supporter.
Where Ed sees stupidity, I see opportunity! It’s rare that such a fine chance for amusing civil disobedience comes along.
Unless I’m missing something (entirely posssible), current campaign finance rules would hold the offending blogger responsible for giving a “contribution” with their dirty, dirty link — but they would also hold the campaign linked to responsible, regardless of whether the campaign wanted the link or not.
Catching on yet? It’s easy, and fun, too! Simply pick the least desirable candidate whose sheer presence on our fair planet offends you, and link, link, link to their site!
Sure, you’ll be in trouble with the FEC. But unless you’re planning on sitting out the next campaign cycle entirely, let’s face it: you’re going to be anyway, if the rules don’t change. So you might as well wreak some blessed havoc on the books of your least favorite candidates on your way down.
What’s that you say — the FEC could then decide to only count “real” links that are truly meant as support for a candidate?
Splendid! There’s nothing more amusing than watching a government agency attempt to implement content-based restrictions on free speech. Did I really mean it when I made that hypertext link to JFK II’s site that said He’s a Fine Fine American And I Feel Empty Inside Without Him? Maybe I did… and maybe I didn’t!
I look forward to the FEC figuring it out, and letting me know.
Debugging in Progress
I’m beginning yet another round of debugging in my ongoing quest to find and swat the performance bugs around these parts. Many TTLB functions will be disabled over the next few days; please be patient. Thanks…
NZB
Update 3/4 PM: This now extends to the status display used on blogger’s pages, which is disabled. Bear with me…
Democrats Long For The Good Old Days
comparing Republicans to Nazis? Yesterday’s news!
How about Howard Dean as FDR?
Mississippi Democratic Party Chairman Wayne Dowdy, this morning on NPR’s Morning Edition, speaking on Howard Dean’s visit to his state:
“The Republicans would criticize us if we resurrected Franklin D. Roosevelt and brought him back — there would be criticism from the Republicans. We are honored to have Chairman Dean here…”
Everybody knew that the Democrats were getting desperate when they tried their unholy effort to annoint John Kerry as JFK2 in the 2004 election. But who knew they’d continue reaching backward into the past?
What’s next — Hillary as Andrew Jackson?
From the Department of Not Quite Clear on the Concept
Magazine:
So why are we paying for stuff we can already get online?
Sure you can find information online on any subject
Graphics / Web Designer Needed
Folks:
I have need of the services of a graphics / web designer for some work around TTLB. If you are such a person, please title=”N.Z. Bear”>drop me a line with a brief note on your services and I’ll share detailed information on exactly what I’m looking for. Compensation is flexible; actual cash and/or free advertising on TTLB are both possibilities. I’d also welcome recommendations from fellow bloggers / anyone.
Thanks!
Iranian Bloggers on PRI’s The World
Public Radio International’s World will be featuring a segment on Iranian bloggers today; check your local PRI/NPR station for times…
Now that’s entertainment!
I have only one observation to add to the blogospheric celebration / rumination that has surrounded Jordan’s resignation: isn’t it slightly revealing that CNN itself chose to run the story in the Entetertainment section?
It’s a story relevant to my life, told through the eyes of a compelling central character!
“TKS”?
Not sure precisely when this happened, but I just noticed this morning that Jim Geraghty’s anachronistically named ” Spot” is finally moving on. As of this morning, the title is shown as simply “TKS“.
Intriguing! The Kerry Spot seems to be following in the footsteps of the likes of American Telegraph & Telephone (AT&T), National Cash Register (NCR), and lest we forget, Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). All these illustrious institutions found their old names left behind by the times, and moved boldly on to a world where their acronyms, Seinfield-like, became names meaning nothing.
We wish Jim luck in this bold new branding move!
Tracking Easongate Posts
Folks:
I’ve moved another step forward with the Easongate page here at TTLB. I’m now showing individual posts as well as blogs. Check out the Easongate page and the new post listing page.
At the moment, this is by no means a comprehensive listing. I am parsing blog’s XML feeds, so if a blog has “index.xml” available, it should be picking up any Eason Jordan posts, but if there’s no feed, it won’t find anything. I’ll be continuing to evolve/enhance this functionality to broaden the reach and try to capture as many posts as possible.
Unlike most of the Ecosystem functions at TTLB, this page actually will update throughout the day as new posts are found. So check back early & often.
I would ask that you please do NOT e-mail me with pointers to your own posts that aren’t listed: as I mention, I will be enhancing the automated scripts to cast a wider net, but I simply don’t have the personal bandwidth to try to manually add posts that were missed; sorry.
General feedback / reactions / suggestions are welcome as always, however. Enjoy!
Tracking Easongate
Bill Roggio of dropped me an email earlier yesterday and asked if there might be a way to track how many blogs are talking about the Eason Jordan controversy. I thought it an interesting technical problem to solve (for a worthy endeavour), and gave it a shot.
You can see the results here: http://www.truthlaidbear.com/easongate.php
As of this morning, it looks like 438 blogs currently mention “Eason Jordan” on their front page, with a total combined Average Daily Visits of at least 721,687.
A few caveats:
– These stats only capture weblogs registered in the TTLB Ecosytem, so the count is likely somewhat higher in reality
– Only blogs which have public SiteMeter counters have their “average daily visits” included in the total
– The “Combined average daily visits” statistic needs to be handled carefully. I’m sensitive to not distorting what that number really means, so please do NOT say anything like “according to TTLB, over xxx,yyy people are reading about Eason Jordan”. We can state the total combined # of average daily visits, but we have no clue how many “visitors” — i.e., people — there are. I had to whack the NYT for this, and I want to make sure I don’t encourage the same kind of mistake myself.
And my perspective on the actual issue? Quite simple: Davos should release the tape, as many others have requested. Then we can all make a fair and well-informed judgement of whether Mr. Jordan deserves the benefit of the doubt, or the door…